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80% boys have a girlfriend and rest have a brain..
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
Life is 10% what happens to us & 90% how we react to it.
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
You can love me, hate me or masturbate screaming my name, it’s the thought that count.
Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
I have found that if you love your life, life will love you back.
Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.
My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.


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The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.
Wish good things for others. By observing them attracting goodness into their life, you are opening up your own flow.
coins always make a sound but the currency notes are always silent,So when ur value increases, keep urself calm and silent
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P…..whatsapp status
If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……
Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it
We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police
Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
Good Thinks come to those who wait.
I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

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Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
Selfless love is more common than true friendship.
Too busy to update a status. 0_o
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my
Life is just a phase. You’re going through you will get over it.
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
The strongest emotion of all is #LOVE, that’s why it hurts us most.

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You may think your light is small but it can make a big difference in other people’s lives…
Don’t strive to make your presence noticed, just make your absence felt to others.
I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you 🙂
Never try to teach a pig to sing- it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.
Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai
I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.

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Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
Sometimes the hardest thing & the right things are the same.
When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.
CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.
Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
Love is like two people holding a rubber band, we pull, then when one person let’s go, it’s the person who held on that gets hurt..
Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
Trust me you will dance- #Alcohol

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A lot of men & women would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing..
Everything is okay in the #END , if it’s not ok, then it’s not #THE END.
I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’
Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.
Your life is your message to the world make sure its inspire to others.
Dont be a uno in trends, be the Classic.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
LET’S F_UCK – All I need is U.’

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One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
Dear men, life without women would literally a pain in ass.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
In order to success your desire to success should be greater than your fear of failure.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”
Status under construction.
When life gives you hundreds reason to cry show life that you have thousand of reasons to smile.
Cigarette chhodna sabse asan hai- main hazaro baar chhod chukka hun!

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I am not lazy! I am just at my energy saving mode.
If you can’t #Beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).
We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
Always Think twice, speak once”
Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.
I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

Amazing Status For Whatsapp
Life is sometimes so cute, romantic adorable and sometimes it is funny, laugh and joyful…
Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.
They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.
A day spend with friends is always a day well spend.
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