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If nothing changes this New Year to your liking, just change your habit of complaining!
This New Year may you find innumerable ways to make health food as tasty as the junk!
I wish your efforts at trimming your goatee at home turns out better this year!
Kick everyone’s ass this year except mine. Have a kickass new year.
In 20.., I’ll be your biggest fan. I just hope I don’t blow it! Happy New Year!
I wish you finally implement the plan to use stairs instead of elevators at malls and markets this year.
All I wish to get drunk and dance with you all night long on this 31st night, Happy New Year!
If the New Year was an infomercial, I’d throw in another one for the price of shipping! I hope 20.. delivers!
Good Resolutions Are Simply Checks That Men Draw On A Bank Where They Have No Account.{Oscar Wilde
Here’s hoping the New Year is a fancy yacht cruising you to amazing destinations, and that you weather all the storms without puking your guts out.
I have a big pile of regrets from last year to sweep out the door, so I can start on a new pile.
I hope you do a revolution of losing 20 pounds in the coming year and gain 30 pounds more instead. Wish you a New Year full of positivity!
Old is gone and new is here, forget your sorrows and your tears
This New Year hope you are not tempted to pile up on health food cookbooks and then end up heating frozen food at meal times.

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This New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry!
Welcome, New Year! Just be sure you wipe your feet at the door, and don’t walk all over me like last year did.
This Year may god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips. Happy New Year!
It’s New Year’s Eve! Let’s get bubbly, Baby!
In 20.., I want to be a role model, as soon as I figure out what my role is.
Year’S End Is Going On With All Your Wisdom, May Each Day Be Vibrant And Gives You Many Reasons To Celebrate. Please Send Me An Invitation
I think the Baby New Year needs a diaper change.
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
May all your weight loss aspirations be fulfilled this Year. Happy New Year! 😉
May the New Year give you a clean chit to keep you far away from misers and doctors.
Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome and intelligent and want to see you smiling always.
Sorry for all the annoying behavior I did through the year. May you give me another chance to do that in the next New Year!
New Year, new start, even if you’re an old f@rt. Happy New Year full of joy and laughter
I pray sincerely no sequel is released in your favorite vampire romance this year
It’s New Year’s! Let’s celebrate until the champagne runs over our chins and confetti is stuck in our hair.

Funny New Year Wishes
This New Year hope you are not tempted to pile up on health food cook books and then end up heating frozen food at meal times.
This New Year may you have newer ideas to accommodate more time for your naps and beauty sleep even on weekdays.
This Year I wish you make fewer resolutions to give up drinking. Happy New Year!
I wish your favorite celebrity or model comes up with an easier to follow diet this New Year.
As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.
Well, it’s a new year. Back to the drawing board. Happy New Year with love, kisses & laughter!
It is a New Year wish from someone who is intelligent, beautiful and sexy, want to see you always happy!
Take care how you meet and greet with people this New Year since broken spirits have no available spare parts!
365 new trips around the sun, 365 new opportunities and …. 365 new disappointments. Happy New Year full of joy and laughter!
Always keep a smile, forget the tears, enjoy the laughter, and set aside the fear, Wish you an amazing year!
I hope that this New Year, I will be with a woman other than you. I am tired to be your boyfriend. I think I want to try being your husband instead.
May you find more time to help out the ignored and unattended people this New Year – and begin your charity at home – with your spouse.

Funny New Year Wishes
I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!
I hope this year ends up with your smiling selfie to see on the facebook posts. Wish you a bright and joyful New Year!
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average, which means you have already met your New Year’s resolution.
Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, Let me wish you Happy New Year.
I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!
I wish you do not end up ransacking the house for your specs wearing it on head this year.
Ignore worries, Avoid Tensions, Believe in you intentions, Have no fears and Love your Dears, throughout the year.
This Year may I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly.
May the New Year be like a fireworks factory: full of potential if you don’t play with fire.
Year’s end is going on with all your wisdom, may your each day be vibrant and gives you many reasons to celebrate. Please send me an invitation
Does it worry you just a little that we need alcohol to face another year?
May your new year smell like a new car and never run out of gas.
New Year’s Eve is finally here, where we can be drunk in public and no one minds. That’s why this is the best holiday.
This Year I wish you overcome your fear of cockroaches.

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If I had done you wrong, I am sorry. May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again. Happy New Year!
I wish your neighbor does not ask you to babysit his tantrum throwing daughter in weekends!
What you do for Jewish New Year is you go down to Times Square… It’s a lot quieter than the regular New Year. It’s just a few Jews walking around going, ‘sup?.
This Year I wish there is less snowfall when you wait for Black Friday Deals
As people remind you to make resolution about self assessment and correction, give the same time and dedication to your house too!
May you have a New Year full of rocking things that happened never before! Cheers to another year of life!
I hope you can carry on your resolution to not smoking for a long day this New Year!
I genuinely wish your aunt does not gift you a florescent purple colored dress this year.

Funny New Year Wishes
I wish you do not end up ransacking the house for your specs wearing it on head this year. Happy New Year!
This Year may the Hollywood actor you drool over does not get hooked by some starlet.
In 20.., if you see light at the end of the tunnel, be sure it’s not a train headed straight for you.
If we’re friends on Facebook, does that mean I can kiss you at midnight?
May god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips this year!
Happy New Year! Spoiler alert–it’s going to feel the same.

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