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I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life;…….. if I die next Tuesday.
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
My life, My choices, My problems, My mistakes, My lessons. Not your business, mind your own problems before you talk about mine.
That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.
Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday????
Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)


Amazing Lines, Quotes
If you want me in your life, put me there. I shouldn’t be fighting for a spot..
Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
Sometimes you have to let go of your fear to catch your destiny…
when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.
Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.
God is really creative, I mean…just look at me.
I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.
Life stops when you stop dreaming. Hope ends when you stop believing.
Second chances are for looser….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

Amazing Lines, Quotes
A relationship is made for two, but some bitches are bad in math.
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
Life is really simple but we insist on making it complicated.
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
Zombies are looking for brain, don’t worry you’re safe.
Don’t mind the weather, it’s raining in my heart tonight
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

Amazing Lines, Quotes
Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
Work like you don’t need the money, love like you’ve never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.
Defeat your enemies with your success.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.
My Attitude is my born gift and nobody take from me.
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life ??
When you invest your love, you invest your life.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out

Amazing Lines, Quotes
I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
Learn then remove ‘L’.
No surprises, my heart can’t take it.
The most positive men are the most credulous.
Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
Do or #Die……There is no try.
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
It’s funny how people judge other’s mistakes while they also do the same thing.
My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity ? :p
Take a #deep breath and start again.

Amazing Lines, Quotes
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
Don’t worry about those who talk behind you because they are behind for a reason.
I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
Let your faith be bigger than your fear.
One day i really want to say- I MADE IT.
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

Amazing Lines, Quotes
Don’t be afraid to make mistakes.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
My life isn’t perfect, but it does have perfect moments.
Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.
Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
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