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I shouldn't have to earn you time or attention, you should want to give it! Kiss me and you will see how important I am. Some people should have multiple…
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Try to say the letter M without your lips touching. Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status? I salute all my haters…
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WoW now I’m a graduate... Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains. Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.…
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I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day 😉 The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth. Behind every successful man,…
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I don’t drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome.. If you think no one cares about you, try missing a couple car payments. People Say Everything Happens For A Reason, So When…
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I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough ;) If You Say You’Re Cooler Than Me….Does That Make Me Hotter Than You ? People Often…
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Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday. I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into…
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I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode. My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours. Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my…
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It's not how tragically we suffer but how miraculously we live. The purple monkeys are out to get me…I swear they are. They have teamed up the the sock eating…
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busy status In English A busy woman is a charming woman. I’m always busy, but I’m lazy as well. The worst time to study is during the time between yesterday…
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