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Math : Mental Abuse To Humans
If Women Could Read Minds, Every Second Man Will Get Slapped.
Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.
People Say Everything Happens For A Reason, So When I Punch You In The Face, Remember I Have A Reason.
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley.
Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.
If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
I hate when I am about to hug someone really s*xy and my face hits the mirror.
Caution, Blind Man Driving.
If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. 😛
Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.
I Don’T Have A Bucket List But My Fucket List Is A Mile Long.
God Made Every Person Different. He Got Tired By The Time He Got To China.
No. I Am Not Single. I Am In A Long Distance Relationship Because My Future Boyfriend Lives In Future.
Fact: Phone on silent mode – 10 Missed call.. Turns volume to loud – Nobody calls all day!!
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.
If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
Milk does the body good but DAMN how much did you drink?
I’ll be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
Gravity always gets me down. 🙂
Every time I drink I get awesome 🙂
Never Get Jealous When You See Your Ex With Someone Else, Because Our Parents Taught Us To Give Our Used Toys To The Less Fortunate.
An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away, If You Throw It Hard Enough.
Cell Phones These Days Keep Getting Thinner & Smarter. People The Opposite.
It Takes Real Skill To Choke On Air, Fall Up Stairs & Trip Over Completely Nothing. I Have That Skill.