Keep cool and study for exams. Keep quiet and Ratta Maar! In exams, we look up for inspiration, down for desperation, left and right for information. Facebook would be way more interesting if only they let you decide which part of the body you want to Poke. Bro, no tension – do your best, leave the rest! When we have no idea what to write in the exam paper and the supervisor comes and says, “please cover your answer sheet. It’s LOL! Get one bad grade, Drops your GPA like the freaking Economy. How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct. Dear Google, why don’t you sit next to me through my exam? The goal of education is to replace an empty mind with an open mind. Exams Ke Time Padhte Hain Sab Banke Ullu, Par Fir Bhi Milta Hain… Babaji Ka Thullu! If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. Exams are like Girlfriends, 1 Too Many Questions.2 Difficult to Understand.3 More Explanation is Needed.4 Result is always FAIL! Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams 🙂 Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn. 80% of the exam is always based chapter, which day you bunked class! After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna. 90% of the exam paper is always based on 1 lecture that you missed in class and 1 topic you ignored. Examinations – the only way to know something at least for a few days. A Thermometer is the only thing that gets a ‘DEGREE’ without having a ‘BRAIN’! I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that? The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future. This person is suffering from exams, gratify pray for him 😀 Why we sometimes write ‘etc’ in Exams? Because it means… E (End Of) T (Thinking) C (Capacity)? The goal of a teacher is to replace a closed mind with an open mind. Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows. Lovely days in my life, childhood days, school days and college days, horrible days in my life: only exam days. What is the main reason for failure? .. I think its EXAMS. What do you think? During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power. Do not disturb, my last exam will be tomorrow. Good luck for me & for all my friends… Why is it so EASY to fail but so HARD to SUCCEED? Relationship with books is complicated. If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. You might not make heaven if you cover your script during an exam. Sharing is caring! You might not make heaven if you cover your script during an exam.. Sharing is caring! I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would. May God help you through your exams. I bless you with great marks Good Luck! 80% of the exam is always based on 1 lecture that you missed and 1 topic that you didn’t prepare. The more study you did for the particular exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want. When everything comes your way. Then you are on the wrong way. After an exam, I did so bad in the exam… but who cares. At least it has ended. If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up. Exams and grades are temporary, but education is everlasting. Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams. Pass Hogye… Nacho BC! I’m the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study. The only people who never fail are those who never try.. I know i am something, Because god doesn’t create garbage. Dekh Behen, Abhi Exam Ka Tension, Baad Mein Tujhe Full Attention. Law of studentology: Book continues to be in a state of rest or covered with dust and soil unless exams appear. The exam is over = OH YEAH! Result comes = OH SHIT -_- Cousins are created so that our Parents can compare marks. Life is like an exam I am determined to pass. If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard. Exams are over today, let’s party full night! Group Project: 1 person does all the work. Everyone takes credit. I wish studying for an exam was as easy as remembering lyrics. I`d pass every exam. Although I know trust can get you killed, love can leave you hurt, and being real can result in hatred, I still aim for all three. I am not failed.. My success is just postponed. Every person be’s a nobody before becoming somebody. Life is the most problematic exam. Many people fail because they try to copy others – not realizing that everyone has a different question paper! It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say no to exams! Get one bad grade, drops your GPA like the freaking Economy I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly, never would. Examinations – the only way to know something at least for a few days. My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one! I can’t keep calm cos I hate exams! I wish I could forget all the bad times in my life like I forget everything I have studied seconds before an exam. There is creative reading as well as creative writing. Science does not know its debt to imagination. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. “Success” all depends on the second letter. Imagine with all your awareness. Believe with all your heart. Achieve with all you might. No WhatsApp or Facebook! Exam period now… Ssshhhh… Silent don’t disturb exam time. Exam? an exam is the only means to know something round the subject you were taught! Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows. Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You. Tomorrow is my exam but I don’t care because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future. I am in a relationship with studies and it’s complicated. Every burned book enlightens the world. Self-trust is the first secret of success. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone. Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them. Study: The act of texting, drinking and watching TV with an open textbook nearby. The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want. The only people who never fail are those who never try. Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes. Born to fight fight to kill ready to die but never will. Through last 5 minutes of examination, each student gets a supernatural power. Exams make us tired nervous and sick ahh I’m looking forward to a day without, exams I’m sure that it will be a day in heaven because life is fuuullll of exams. If you need an example of how to live you should not have been born. Never be a busy signal on the Prayer line. Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your heart. If i m pretty does not mean that any boy can get me.. If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live. Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course. I wish exams came with a 50/50 option. Sometimes I think to write Fuck Off at the end of every answer in exams. When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way. God created the living to worship him.. well no one is worshiping me. The brain is the most outstanding structure. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step into the exam hall. Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you. You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have. Be a good person, But don’t try to prove. My school cares more about the uniform than about my education. A bottle of wine contains more attitude than all the books in the world. Do I hate studying for exams, Is there an APP for that? Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. What is the main reason for failure? … I think it’s your Jokes! Pass Hogye… Naacho BC 😀 HOW TO SOLVE MATHS: 1. Write down the problem. 2. CRY :P. Why study for exams? Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before? Biggest Mystery of Maths, 1000s of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Millions of formulas made, but still, X is unknown! What is the main reason for failure? I think its EXAMS. What do you think? Keep peaceful and fight for the final exam! I wish studying for an exam was as easy as remembering lyrics. I’d pass every exam. Sometimes we lose, sometimes we win, but in the end… its all same to me. Examinations are when on question” when will you be free?” you are looking at the calendar instead of the clock. The more we study, the more we discover our ignorance. Life is like an exam I am determined to pass. God created the living to worship him, well no one is worshiping me. Im the type of person who want to get good grades but doesn’t want to study. Push yourself harder when it hurts and you will win your dream. The night before exams is like a night before Christmas. You can’t sleep and yet hope for a miracle 2 The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure. I am not failed. My success is just postponed. If you can’t change your fate, change your attitude. Exam is over = OH YEAH! Result comes = OH SHIT -_- Resolve to perform what you ought, perform without fail what you resolve.