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I’m only responsible for what I say not for what you understand…
I will not delete you or block you. I’m keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I’m without you…
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
I Know Wat You’re Doing Right Now… You’re Reading On My Wall, Right !
I Don’T Trust Words, I Trust Actions.
I keep my page public so my haters have something to do.(:
How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
God Is Really Creative, I MeanJust Look At M!!!
I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.
Don’t text me while I’m in the middle of texting you. Now i have to change my text.
Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if u do so, u are insulting yourself…

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Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once. But I was wrong.
I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
Life Is To Short To Waste On Hating Other People.
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. 
That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.
The accounting of the sacrifice is, more than anything else, the attitude toward war memorials in our time.
A comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there.
Always go into meetings or negotiations with a positive attitude. Tell yourself you are going to make this the best deal for all parties.
Half- way through eating a horse and realized…I’m not as hungry as I thought!
Friend: I’m so over him! Me: Cool, let’s go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA.
I Am Not Arguing, I’M Simply Explaining Why I Am Right.
If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.

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I’m not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.
If you’re hotter than me, then that means I’m cooler than you.
Never forget what someone says to you when they are angry, because that’s when the truth comes out…
My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.
If you see me smiling in public, it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head
If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he’d stop saying I’m unproductive.
I’M The Girl That Always Has Been Phone In Her Hands, Headphones In Her Ears And That One Guy On Her Mind.
I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong
I Don’T Trust Words, I Trust Actions.
I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.
Had a really great “Night Out” last night, according to my police report.
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.
Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s okay and wait for my turn to destroy them.

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Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P
Don’t like my attitude? Report me at whocares dot com
Attitude is like pregnancy, no matter how long you hide it, it will come out.
All Girls Are My Sisters Except You.
Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say “Help, I’ve been turned into a parrot.”
You mostly do not have haters of you, but mostly you have haters of your success.
Yes, I’m smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.
A healthy attitude is contagious but do not wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier.
Trust me I am a liar.
There’s always a person that you hated for no reason.
Whenever I clean my closet I take a GPS with me, so I can find my way back.
That awkward eye contact with somebody who used to mean the world to you.
Style is a reflection of your attitude and your personality.
Say it to my face, not through your status!
Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

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Pople are like ‘MuSic’ some say the ‘TrUth’ and rest, Just noise.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Math Rule-: If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong.
My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that’s crossing the street.
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
In the world there are billions of people, In my eyes I see only you.
Keep Calm & Just Chill.
If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
If you’re going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook Feel free to tag me.;)
Nothing brings on jealousy like laughter.
My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!
Real friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people. Together!

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Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.
Tomorrow is the best time to do everything you had planned today
Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.
Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.
Dear automatic flushing toilet… I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn’t done yet.
I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don’t give out free samples.
I don’t care what anybody says about me as long as it isn’t true.
I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you have two hands.
It offers a full solution to backup iOS WhatsApp messages.
I’m perfect in my imperfections, happy in my pain, strong in my weaknesses and beautiful in my own way.
Keep calm and enjoy life.
So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach..
Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?
Teachers Only Teach The Rules.. But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.
You can do everything you can to try to stop bad things from happening to you, but eventually things will happen, so the best prevention is a positive attitude.

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Yes, you do have a right to your opinionAnd I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!
Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.
Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.!!
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations.
Of course I talk to myself… sometimes I need expert advice.
Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best.
Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
Look like a girl, act like a lady, think like a man and roll like a boss.
It is the hopeful, buoyant, cheerful attitude of mind that wins. Optimism is a success builder, pessimism an achievement killer.
I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.
It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms.

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If Facebook ruins relationships then guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat.
I’m just a mirror for you, You are good, I’m best, You are bad, I’m worst.
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
I Love My Sixpack So Much, I Protect It With A Layer Of Fat.
I just don’t care if anyone doesn’t like me I wasn’t put on earth to entertain everyone.

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