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It’s not too far, it just seems like it is. 
Life is journey. I am traveler.
Sorry I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.
The best revenge is massive success.
Your whatsapp status say’s online.. If your online then, why aren’t you msg me!
You cannot study comedy, it is within you. It is a personality. My humour is an attitude.
Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
Facebook should add a “dislike button” some updates are just too senseless.
Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.
I’M Sexy & I Know It.
I will win, not immediately but definitely.
I’M Not Sad For Being Single. Rather I’M Thinking About Her, Who Is Single Because Of Me.


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My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.
Maturing is realizing how many things don’t require your comment.
My style is my business which means it is none of your business.
There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.
The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them.
Treat me like a queen and I’ll treat you like my king. Treat me like a game. And I’ll show you how it’s played.
Attitude is not what you learn from school, it is part of your nature from within.
Anyone can be cool, But awesome takes practice.
Trust is like a paper once it’s crumpled, it can’t be perfect.
There is huge difference between zest and torture. Zest is thinking and care of you and Torture is more and more thinking and care about us.
When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.
Thank you to every person who has ever told me I can’t. You are just another reason I will.
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
The only time you run of chances is when you stop taking them.

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Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
People like me great. People don’t like me great. As long as I like myself that all that matters.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurrasic Park.
Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.
It’s cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker…!
It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.
If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients.
If you do not like something, change it. If you cannot change it, change your attitude.
I never let my best friend do stupid things alone.
I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.

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I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
I got less but I got best!
Facebook should add a “dislike button some updates are just too senseless.
Everyone is unique in their own little ways.
Do What’s Right Not Easy.
Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.
David loves animals. Especially the sweet and sour chicken.
Always Remember That You Are Unique Just Life Everyone Else.
A smile suits every kind of clothes
Always Give Your 100 Percent ….Unless You’R Donating Blood.

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You Are The Reason Why I Wake Up Every Morning. Just Kidding I Have School.
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
Time is precious waste it wisely.
The road to success is always under construction.
Transfer Whtasapp messages to your iOS device or Android device.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Anyone Can Be Cool, But Awesome Takes Practice.
Dear Facebook: They are not “Suggested friends.” They’re people I’m intentionally trying to avoid.
I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe, I’m winning.
I am Waiting for GF Message!
I’M The Guy, U Will Hate Nd Your Sisters Will Date.
I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.
School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: They’re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.
Please cancel my subscription to your issues.

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Sales are contingent upon the attitude of the salesman – not the attitude of the prospect.
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.
When nothing goes right… Go left!
You actually have friends? Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD.
Don’t call me lazy, I just turn on my saving mode, all the time.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
Facebook account for sale, Friends included.
I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I’d just love to punch right in the face!
Every time I have my picture taken I get hungry because I hear ‘cheese’ so I start to think of a nice cheese sandwich.
Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to. But if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnect.
C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping
Being Cool Is Being Your Own Self, Not Doing Something That Someone Else Is Telling You To Do. 

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Adjustment with right people is always better than Argument with wrong people. A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words.
A can-do attitude is all one needs. It acts like a bridge between success and failure.
A girl called me once and said “come over, nobody is home!” I went there and she was right, nobody was home!
Work So Hard That One Day Your Signature Will Be Called An Autograph.
When life gets blurry adjust your focus.
When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!
There are no winners in life… only survivors.
The longer the title the less important the job.
The way I deal with you is the reflection of the way you deal with me.
Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.
Shes My Best Friend. Break Her Heart. I’Ll Break Your Face.
Sometimes It’s better to be aloneNo one can hurt you.
Not always “Available”.. try your Luck..
My room may be a mess but i know where everything is.
People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…

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life is simple if we are simple.
Jealousy is the fear of comparison.
Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?
If your dreams don’t scare you, they aren’t big enough.


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