WoW now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Sometimes its better to bunk the class instead of attending it Cause today wen I look back, my marks never make me laugh but memories d…
Zombies Are Looking For Brain. Don’T Sorry. You Are Safe.
I Wish I Lived In A World Wher Mosquitoes Would Such Fat Instead Of Blood.
That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!
I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…
If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂
Once a cheater always a repeater…
Whatsapp status is loading…
Can we please go back to the main menu of life? I think I accidently chose “extremely hard.”
I hate men but I’m not lesbian.
I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…
Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.
Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you”d ordered that.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
Boys, if you don’t look like calvin klein models, don’t expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) 🙂
I Don’T Have To Worry About Getting Kidnapped, They Would Bring Me Back In Less Than An Hour.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either 🙂
People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p
When I Was A Kid I Used To Think The Moon Followed Our Car Everywhere.
Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.
In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..
I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
Me? Sarcastic? Never.
The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited” 🙂
Act crazy, don’t regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up! 🙂
Good Morning, let the stress begin…
I’m not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.
My Idea Of A Good Morning Is One When I Open My Eyes, Take A Deep Breath, Then Go Back To Sleep.
TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED 🙂
I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won 🙂
Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.
Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. & Boys use photoshop to show their creativity…
I”M Going To Bed Really Means I’M Going To Lie In Bed And Go On My Phone.
My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…
There’S Always A Person That You Hate For No Reason.
Always respects your self!
High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!
Never Get Jealous When You See Your Ex With Someone Else, Because Our Parents Taught Us To Give Our Used Toys To The Less Fortunate. ( Funny Status )
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it
It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry 🙂
Save water – Drink beer!
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
Don’t Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You.
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer…##
Life Is Short. Smile While You Still Have Teeth.
sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
Am I Only The One Who Calculates How Much Sleep I Can Get Before Going To Bed ?
if I am wired with you then I like you..