A crush a day keeps love away.!!
don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them…
I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
My friend’s status was “Out on a ledge in despair, about to jump”. So I “poked” them. hehe
Sometimes I just wish I’ could fast forward the time to see if, in the end, it’s all worth it.
would love go into a carpet store dressed as Aladdin, sit on one of those rectangle carpet samples and yell out “HOW DO WE GET THIS THING TO WORK?”
Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm and silent…
I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius:-B
I’m too shy at first but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
Don’t be happy. I don’t Really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
I can only bottle so much inside, and right now, I’ve got more bottled up than a Coca-Cola factory.
if your dog barks and enemies laugh take it serious.
My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.
Someone once told me that if you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean. If you hold a peanut shell to your ear, can you hear the circus ?
Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
C.L.A.S.S – Come late and start sleeping 
Good Morning, let the stress begin…
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror.
Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition!
If I randomly burst out in laughter, it’s usually ’cause I just told myself a joke I’d never heard before.
Muahahahahahahahaha I just saw a Purple Unicorn with a Blue Monkey holding a Red Lolly-pop and going over the Rainbow!! As you can see I’m really hyper!! 
Some guy said that I was dancing with a Cavs player tonight and I don’t think he really was but I’m just gonna go with it
When I’m good, I’m very good and when I’m bad, I’m sensational!
Boyfriend message to his Girfriend: Baby Sorry too Disturb you. can you send Me your Photo? It’s Urgent Serious matter “we r playing cardS & I have Lost my Queen” !!!!
God is really creative, I mean just look at me 😛
I’m a Teenager: I have a messy room. I spend most of my time online. I have private shit on my phone. I go to bed late do whatever the fuck I like and I’m crazy about 1 person.
People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!
If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
Me Normal? WHO SAID THAT! I’ll stab them with a gummy bear!
Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Be Silly. Be kind. Be weird. Jump Ocean. Walk in sunshine. Eat the delicious food. Love truly. There’s no time for anything else.
Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship 😛
I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

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